Friday, November 12, 2010

TEDDYBEARS AND ZOMBIES!!!

So today was officially my last day of exams, but rather than tell you about today, I thought I might start the first post by

TEDDYBEARS AND ZOMBIES!!!

Before you say WTF – or at least out loud – I would like to clear myself from clinical insanity or apocalyptic terrorism. This was the planned title for this blog till I decided my background which i created myself, was not “zombie” enough.

“WHY TEDDYBEARS AND ZOMBIES?” I hear you ask?

Well, the obvious thing is that zombies can do this

Case 1: Zombie doing what zombies do best

BUT have you ever thought what teddies can do with zombies? (this is a rhetorical question, so don’t you ever answer it to trash my hopes and dreams)

I THINK NOTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

To explain, I better give you a graphical image of what they can do. For the faint of heart, I recommend you avoid teddybears for life; you have been warned!

Case 2: Teddybears as obligate carnivores; humans/zombies being their sugar

SCARED? I would be based upon my very, very, VERY frightening images. NEED LOVE? My pictures can do that too~ OBSERVE

Case 3: Teddybears; they can LOVE you

And yes, the sexually ambiguous character in a bear costume is a guy. This is my first attempt at BOY LOVE, and possibly not my last attempt depending on my mood and *cough* reader interest *cough*

I SWEAR I’M NOT TRYING TO BRIBE YOU INTO READING MY BLOG BY SELLING MY PRIDE AND SOOOOUUUUULLLLL~

So here’s a picture of me with a teddybear; I shall name him Kitty <3

Case 4: Hugging Kitty; in underwear and nothing else O3O

I believe in writing this, I’ve gathered your attention. I welcome you and you should all brace yourselves for my AMAZING LIFE~! Believe it or not, you know more about me than you think; and anyone who doesn’t know what I want for Christmas/birthdays/free stuff should be ashamed of themselves! I can’t hand EVERYTHING on a silver platter.

<3 love ` .tb

12-11//edit: Please comment; otherwise i might have enough motivation to post. cheers ^_____^

8 comments:

  1. TONY!!!
    I get to write the absolute first comment on your blog!!! HOORAY!!! ^^ (And you say I'm not nice! >.<)
    ZOMG TEDDIEBEARS ROAR!
    Your pictures are drawn in such an adorable manner ^^
    I totally, absolutely, irrefutably ADORE your BL (Boys Love) picture!!! <3 Nicely done ;)
    Keep it up Tony!!!
    Peace

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  2. LOL that certainly did get my attention.

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  3. GRATS ON FINISHING YOUR EXAM

    now you shall spend the rest of your holidays blogging daily right?

    ALSO CENTRE THAT BACKGROUND

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  4. ...................

    i've always liked to rival ur style of art, but I prefer to stick to stickfigures to keep in style of the simplexity of my blog...


    =DDDDD does this mean Tony has had sex with dominant Teddybears that would eat your brains out if you didn't participate in BDSM activities with it in his youth?

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  5. BOY LOVE <3 now you've got my attention

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  6. Tony..... I think you're sooooo obsess with these bear things..... And yes... Boy love may get my attention. Oh..... Add me too.... http://miseryftw.blogspot.com/

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  7. Alan poses a very good question xD

    Also, I second the general statement made in the above comments, and only add that I wanna see more candy/dessert in the piktars~ <3

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  8. @Phe: (;A;)
    Alan's comment is TERRIBLE~
    and i never really had teddybears in my youth, or many plushies for that matter... but sweet pictures, will do ^____^
    and...
    T_____T Alan's comment is terrible T______T

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