TEDDYBEARS AND ZOMBIES!!!

So today was officially my last day of exams, but rather than tell you about today, I thought I might start the first post by

TEDDYBEARS AND ZOMBIES!!!

Before you say WTF – or at least out loud – I would like to clear myself from clinical insanity or apocalyptic terrorism. This was the planned title for this blog till I decided my background which i created myself, was not “zombie” enough.

“WHY TEDDYBEARS AND ZOMBIES?” I hear you ask?

Well, the obvious thing is that zombies can do this

Case 1: Zombie doing what zombies do best

BUT have you ever thought what teddies can do with zombies? (this is a rhetorical question, so don’t you ever answer it to trash my hopes and dreams)

I THINK NOTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

To explain, I better give you a graphical image of what they can do. For the faint of heart, I recommend you avoid teddybears for life; you have been warned!

Case 2: Teddybears as obligate carnivores; humans/zombies being their sugar

SCARED? I would be based upon my very, very, VERY frightening images. NEED LOVE? My pictures can do that too~ OBSERVE

Case 3: Teddybears; they can LOVE you

And yes, the sexually ambiguous character in a bear costume is a guy. This is my first attempt at BOY LOVE, and possibly not my last attempt depending on my mood and *cough* reader interest *cough*

I SWEAR I’M NOT TRYING TO BRIBE YOU INTO READING MY BLOG BY SELLING MY PRIDE AND SOOOOUUUUULLLLL~

So here’s a picture of me with a teddybear; I shall name him Kitty <3

Case 4: Hugging Kitty; in underwear and nothing else O3O

I believe in writing this, I’ve gathered your attention. I welcome you and you should all brace yourselves for my AMAZING LIFE~! Believe it or not, you know more about me than you think; and anyone who doesn’t know what I want for Christmas/birthdays/free stuff should be ashamed of themselves! I can’t hand EVERYTHING on a silver platter.

<3 love ` .tb

12-11//edit: Please comment; otherwise i might have enough motivation to post. cheers ^_____^