My Personality (Part III)

Apologies for not updating my blog for the last month, I seemed to have lost my artistic side for a while and couldn’t draw ANYTHING!! I’m serious, it really does happen but now that I’m better I shall blow your minds away with Part III of "My Personality".

For the third question, I wanted a slightly different focus and so I constructed a question involving impossible scenarios; ie. the first thing that pops into my head.

So here is a copy of what I send 50 of my friends to answer:

Which of the following scenarios is most likely to happen to me?

a)       I shall give all my money to charity and be left homeless. Then the charity will give me a teddybear!

b)       I will be attacked by wild teddybears, kitties and puppy dogs AND DEFEAT THEM ALL WITH MY OWN FISTS, after being cuddled to death... >.>

c)       I shall win the Nobel prize for destroying and saving humanity simultaneously

d)       I will be raped by a girl... or a guy...or possibly both...at the same time :C

As you can imagine, my friends were completely bamboozled by my last question as it had deviated soooo much, but I can assure you, the questions had a deeper value ingrained within them despite being the product of my fleeting mind.

Anyway, here are the results:

Figure 1. The SHOCKING results.

The results reflect both my friends’ personalities and my own. Sadly, I have to say that most people would have been truthful in their response. What can I say? THE TRUTH HURTS </3

11 out of 50 people thought I was most likely to exchange my whole fortune (which is currently enough to eat mi goreng everyday for a year) for a teddybear in the name of charity. Values include Charity, Generosity and sadly gullibility. AT LEAST I’LL HAVE FUN WITH MY TEDDYBEAR~!

Tehehehehe

Figure 2. I has a teddybear ^______^... notice how my whole fortune is in coins, I’ll go cry in the corner now...

8 out of 50 thought I’d be destroyed by kittens, dogs and teddybears. This suggests an unusual attraction of cute fuzzy animals as well as being able to tolerate things till death, in which case I’d SNAP... and subsequently die...

While this scenario seems strange, I believe this most accurately describes me. I pet random kitties and doggies on the street and for all I know, they could have rabies! I am also able to tolerate just about anything and anyone minus... wait and count for it... ONE PERSON (he creeps me out ;A;). I’ve never petted teddybears, and I don’t really plan to just in case I die. UNLESS KOALAS COUNT!! Petting animals are fun~   ^_____^

Figure 3. Fuzzy things <3

My strong academic background and nerdity has drawn me 10 votes for obtaining the Nobel prize for both saving and annihilating humanity as we know it; and as I imagine it, it shall be very zombie orientated. I can’t think of much to say other than an anticipatory:

“I’m sorry for the loss of your brains my beloved readers, but don’t worry, you’ll live forever in more ways than one”.

And no, I don’t think zombies will ever exist...

 Figure 4. “I would like to thank my fellow zombies friends who have helped me earn this prize. I think I have tears in my eyes T^T”

And lastly, a whopping 21 out of 50 people believe I shall be raped by a girl:

Figure 5. She is stronger than she looks, I swear!

Or a guy: 

Figure 6. Hmmm... I want earrings... and possible less handcuffs too...

Or both:

• <Sorry, my skill level isn’t high enough for a triple person entangled drawing. Please wait another 10 skill levels>

Figure 7. yeh-nooooooo... >.>

Apparently I am gullible and easily abused and subdued... ROAR~ I AM A MEAN VICIOUS PERSON WHO WILL EAT YOUR... ummm... HEAD... crap... wait... BRAINS~!! YEHHHHHHH... STOP LAUGHING T______T I JUST SUCK AT INSULTS AND PROVOCATIVE STATEMENTS...

Apparently my innocence is somewhat incorruptible but I would like to believe that I’m  s l o w l y  learning. It does however make me an easy target for such jokes because half the time I don’t get what people are on about. The other half of the time, I am five seconds too slow to rebut. >.>

Well, this concludes my survey. Leave any comments and/or drawing requests below. I would love any art criticisms as well, I FAIL AT SIDE VIEWS OF HEADS T^T. It is also the first time I’ve drawn such images... and it is extremely hard... I hate you all... (but I don’t mean this, I’m just venting at Mr. Invisible behind you :3)

Have a MERRY CHRISTMAS everybody ^____^

‘ .tb

My Personality (Part II)

I’m sure you are just going to ignore my warnings if I make a big WARNING sign here so I’ll get on with this post with whatever remaining dignity I have left... *whimper*

So this is the second part of my friends’ perspective of “My personality”. If you cannot remember what it was all about, please check the previous post - My personality (Part I).

Here are my results yet again ^___^

Fig 1. What my friends think of me. Clearly I’m anything BUT normal >.>

From the results, I was quite surprised to see the dramatic decrease in the number of people who initially thought of me as an average guy. I thought I was average but apparently not.

Here is a picture of me looking like an average guy.

Fig 2. The average guy. Although I question why he is posing in front of a camera (?) 

I look pretty average for a guy right? Some say I am tank (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE *STARE*) but quite honestly, I don’t gym or work out so I really don’t know why they would say that T____T. People who commit the time and patience to gym make me jealous... I myself continuously snack on gummy lollies and may consume over 5kg of food! I also do not diet (healthy binges aren’t diets since I just avoid fast food joints while I am on them). By saying this, I hope to evoke jealousy among the people who make ME jealous. I feel accomplished *SMILE*

Moving on, people often say that I am VERY girly or cute. This makes me sad in more ways than one

T____________________________T   <- Big sad face

 I am not particularly girly looking! And I have a firm belief that there are no REAL cute guys <sarcasm> and shock and horror to all you people who are both outraged and devastated by my conviction </sarcasm>. Also, I’m not THAT girly or cute personality wise, I prefer not to hit people cause it’ll hurt them and I don’t like people being hurt (but I’m totally fine with pinching poeple’s cheeks :3). I will be very unlikely to never cross dress also *STARE* YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE *STARE*

*sigh*

 Figure 3. A NOT SO GIRLY picture... believe me now?

After my rant, I’ll finish up with my nerdy aspect of myself. Clearly, my image doesn’t fit in with the typical nerd stereotype. I would love to have glasses but my vision is greater than 20/20. When other people guess what university course I am doing, I get Arts more often than not. But I can assure you that I am VERY smart... I think... though I should probably study more despite passing everything without studying – which further emphasises how smart I am. I blitz through highschools being regarded as an academic elite. And yet I still get excited when people call me smart *sigh*. It is VERY hard to play happy and outgoing and nerdy at the same time. And why I fail at stereotypes.

But here’s a very moe moe Megane-kun picture of me 83

Figure 4. Me trying to look nerdy. And failing at it... on the other hand, I think I see a very BISHII MEGANE KUN~ <3

Sadly, looking through them makes my eyes hurt.

Anyway, that concludes Part II.

The final installment, Part III contains the most surprising results of all! I hope you have all learnt a bit about what my friends think about me. I SURE DID *STARE*

Cheers, ` .tb

My Personality (Part I)

WARNING~!! PLEASE STOP READING NOW~!!!

.... PLEASE?


EVIL READER~!!! I can’t believe I put myself through a cam whoring session. IT FELT SOOO DISGUSTING!!

But i look pwetty :3

*blush*

*sigh... you aren’t gonna stop are you? Well, ok, but I warned you....

Anyways, I decided to ask my friends’ perspective of me right after the last post before this. Here is a copy of when I asked them: 

 

Which phrase best describes your FIRST IMPRESSION of me?

a)       An average guy

b)       Cheery and happy; friendly and sparkly~! You make my eyes hurt *_*

c)       A Teenybopper

d)       A girly/cute guy

e)       Too smart for me, better not talk to you

f)        A nerd I CAN hit since you don’t have glasses =P         

g)       I DON’T LIKE YOU *stares*

Which phrase best describes my overall personality?

a)       An average guy

b)       Cheery and happy; friendly and sparkly~! You make my eyes hurt *_*

c)       Tsundere: a person who is initially cold/hostile towards another before gradually showing their warm side over time

d)       A Teenybopper

e)       A girly/cute guy

f)        Too smart for me, better not talk to you

g)       I DON’T LIKE YOU *stares*

There is also a third question but it’s a secret for now ^______^

Anyway, here are the results with a sample size of FIFTY FRIENDS:

Figure 1. What my friends think of me *KIRA KIRA*

From the results you can definitely say that I’m made out of rainbows and unicorns~ After knowing people for a while, I guess I was also blinking glitter cause there was a 32% INCREASE in the number of people who thought I was too SPARKLY for their eyes! BEAT THAT EDWARD~!!!

Figure 2. Edward. Now stare directly into the sun. THAT WHAT I LOOK LIKE APPARENTLY=D

Jokes! I don’t blind your eyes. Here’s what I really look like~!

Figure 3. See~! I’m not toooooooooooo SPARKLY~ Certainly NOT blinding.... >.>

For all those who ACTUALLLY looked into the sun, you are all fools, but I guess you can’t see this...

For all those blinded by my picture... I hate you... I’M NOT THAT BLINDING T_______T If you want to know a personal insight, I believe I over compensate my happiness sometimes. You should catch me early in the morning one day~ I am anything BUT shiny (of course early means 5-6am in the morning after a night’s sleep; catching my @ 1am without sleep should be only attempted with a blindfold, i am THAT hyper)

But I digress; I am also very happy that my teenybopper status dropped a WHOOPING 72%~!!!!!!! Sooner or later, I guess people realise that I NEVER wag class and I don’t pretend to be “top shit” and better than them. I am MUCH NERDIER than I look~ I can confidently say that elevated serum TSH levels accompanied elevated T3 and T4 would most likely be due to an overactive pituitary or a pituitary tumour. It will usually also involve other endocrine systems. 

If you are wondering what a teenybopper is, think of a cross between a gangster’s son and the powerpuff girls. Urban dictionary describes them as: 

“Stupid girls of ages 10-14 who squeal and giggle so much that Satan is willing to drag them back to hell...”

I like my description better ^____^

 Figure 4. Being teenybopper for you all. If I get any closer to the camera, I’ll either poke my eyes out or smash my computer screen

At this point in time, I’m too ashamed to post anymore more pictures of myself so I’ll continue this next time~!  

Love ‘ .tb

NOT TEENYBOPPER~!!!

I should also apologise for my crappy picture quality but all i have is a web cam, my camera broke. T^T

Statement of Intention

I apologise for my bad literacy skills of the previous posts; I have just come to a self-realisation that I suffer from “writer’s ADHD”. I will come back to this issue in later posts. Anyway this entry will hopefully clear up some of the randomness my blog seems to possess. 

So why did I suddenly want to create yet another blog? For two very simple reasons:

1.       To improve and apply myself in writings of self reflection and record personal accomplishments

2.       To improve my drawing skills and challenge myself to a variety of different styles, genres and complex scenarios

“Teddybites” is named so because this blog contains bite sized snippets of my mind. The title creates a personification of me through a very simple acronym - tb. Tb is my initials and I can quite confidently say, I should not have the attitudes, values or in anyway associate with those “teenyboppers” you find in the streets wagging school (although it has been reported that my style of dress and behaviour may evoke a Teenybopper-like ambience). 

I am a relatively non-typical university student trying his best to be a typical university student. 

Teddybites is in no way associated to any plans, being trialled or in development to create and conquer the world with an army of mechanical teddybears that is able to bite through every known element to mankind. 

You, the reader, have the opportunity at anytime ask any questions and/or request specific art to be drawn by either posting here or emailing me at teddybites@gmail.com. All I request is that it be kept relatively appropriate for publishing on the blog. 

I AM READY TO TAKE ON ANY REQUEST~! LET'S GO~

Putting on my jacket and ready to take on the world of the internet’s Blogosphere. 

<yes, i took ages to colour the picture; i'm sure you guys will like it more than i did, enjoy!>

Pew pew ` .tb